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Samo tako prosječan hrvatski kolumnist može odjaviti godinu na izmaku. I to ne bi smio činiti diskretno, sotto voce, da ga nitko ne čuje. Upravo suprotno, trebao bi izaći na balkon, čvrsto se uhvatiti za ogradu, pa onda zaurlati svom snagom, sve dok mu glas ne prepukne. Možda će uznemiriti ponekog susjeda ili uplašiti ponekog psa, ali, bože moj, male su to žrtve za veliki dobitak ispuhivanja frustracija koje je nataložio u dvanaest očajnih mjeseci.

Pokušajte me – odnosno nas – razumjeti. Velika je gnjavaža tri dana zaredom podgrijavati bronzin blagdanskih sarmi. A zamislite kako je tek nama, članovima Saveza kolumnista, koji 365 dana godišnje prežvakavamo ista tri bljutava sastojka. Ako vam je grah pao tako da živite od komentiranja političkih zbivanja u ovoj zemlji, osuđeni ste dovijeka pisati o samo tri fenomena: lopovluku, šovinizmu i jalovosti. I to upravo time redom.

Core business HDZ-a

Lopovluk je, kao što znamo, core business vladajuće stranke. I nije problem samo u tome što su njezini istaknuti članovi bez zadrške posvećeni isisavanju javnoga novca. Jedini posao kojim se već dulje od tri desetljeća bave, i to s predanošću koja impresionira, oni još uvijek nisu savladali, pa ih mediji – neće valjda organi kaznenog progona – uporno hvataju s rukama u pekmezu.

Teško se pomiriti s činjenicom da su ljudi koji drmaju ovom zemljom kleptomani, no meni je još i teže živjeti sa spoznajom da su tako zastrašujuće kilavi da nisu u stanju ništa maznuti, a da ih potplaćeni i demotivirani novinari prije ili kasnije ne razotkriju. Ako nam već netko treba zagorčavati život, zar nam ne bi bilo lakše kada bismo znali da to čine ljudi koji su pametniji i sposobniji od nas? Meni bi, jer me duboko posramljuje činjenica da nas vozaju gori, tuplji i bezvezniji.

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Ako nam već netko treba zagorčavati život, zar nam ne bi bilo lakše kada bismo znali da to čine ljudi koji su pametniji i sposobniji od nas?

Ante čizmić/Cropix
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Kad se ne bavimo HDZ-om, onda je na dnevnom redu sirova i surova šovinistička desnica koja vlastiti narod tretira kao nakot i uporno pronosi mudrost da su Srbi i inovjerni migranti najveći problemi ove zemlje. Prvi ih iritiraju zato što su rane još uvijek svježe. Naime, naši desničari uporno pronose duboko uvjerenje kako su Hrvati jedinstven hematološki fenomen, jer je kod nas trideset godina premalo vremena da bi se bilo koja rana pretvorila u suhu krastu. Nepalci, Indijci i ostali dotepenci ih, pak, nerviraju jer nam hamburgere dostavljaju hladne i otimaju kruh našoj djeci koja bi blistavo prosperirala da nema invazivnih migranata.

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A tek ova desnica? Nepalci, Indijci i ostali dotepenci ih, pak, nerviraju jer nam hamburgere dostavljaju hladne i otimaju kruh našoj djeci

Davor Pongračić/Cropix
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Konačno, tu je i ljevica, odnosno one stranke koje sebe bez vidljiva razloga takvima doživljavaju. One nas iz dana u dan podsjećaju na fascinantne razmjere svoje jalovosti da urade išta opipljivo, da se barem od prilike do prilike čestito narugaju lupežima i šovinistima. Jednu, uglavnom SDP-ovsku, polovicu njezinih snaga – priznajem, mogao sam izabrati i bolju riječ – čine oportunisti bez mrvice ikakvih uvjerenja, a drugu zeleni hipsteri i biciklisti koji misle kako je dovoljno poželjeti da bi svijet postao bolje mjesto, da je dovoljno tek kazati "Možemo!" da bi se nešto uistinu moglo.

Žalim slučaj, stvari stoje malo kompliciranije. Osim dobre volje, potrebno je imati i malo znanja te ponešto upravljačkog talenta. Konačno, ili prije svega, potrebno je imati ljude koji njima kronično fale, jer čak ni natprosječno informiran čovjek ne zna nabrojati više od tri-četiri viđenije face koje je ova platforma lansirala u nacionalnu orbitu.

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Zeleni hipsteri i biciklisti misle kako je dovoljno poželjeti da bi svijet postao bolje mjesto, da je dovoljno tek kazati "Možemo!" da bi se nešto uistinu moglo

Damjan Tadić/Cropix
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I tako mi, razdraženi kolumnisti, stalno prevrćemo uvijek ista tri problema, bavimo se, u suštini, beznačajnim ljudima koji će se za koju godinu vratiti u pećinu anonimnosti, kamo i pripadaju, ispisujemo kronike njihovih sramoćenja, komentiramo njihove ispade, škrabamo članke iz kojih je davno pometeno zadnje zrnce optimizma...

Iz tjedna u tjedna, a neki među nama još i češće, pokušavamo prvo sebe, pa onda i čitatelje uvjeriti da se uistinu dogodilo nešto novo i drukčije, još nezabilježeno. Pokušavamo, ali nam ne ide, pa se onda trudimo tu predvidivu i nepromjenjivu istost barem drukčije zapakirati, staru robu zamotati u novi, još šuštavi celofan. Nije lako ni vama, jer ste osuđeni na to da vam stalno podvaljujemo isti, podgrijani žurnalistički ćušpajz, a možete onda misliti kako je tek nama.

Zato mi nemojte zamjeriti što ću vas sada pozdraviti, ugasiti računalo, pa otvoriti vrata balkona, uhvatiti se za ogradu pa onda dati oduška potrebi koja me već mjesecima muči. Čujete li u daljini neko urlikanje, nemojte se plašiti, to sam samo ja. Sve ostalo je kao i inače, ne događa se ništa novo.

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Ako nam već netko treba zagorčavati život, zar nam ne bi bilo lakše kada bismo znali da to čine ljudi koji su pametniji i sposobniji od nas?

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A tek ova desnica? Nepalci, Indijci i ostali dotepenci ih, pak, nerviraju jer nam hamburgere dostavljaju hladne i otimaju kruh našoj djeci

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Zeleni hipsteri i biciklisti misle kako je dovoljno poželjeti da bi svijet postao bolje mjesto, da je dovoljno tek kazati ”Možemo!” da bi se nešto uistinu moglo

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Samo tako prosječan hrvatski kolumnist može odjaviti godinu na izmaku. I to ne bi smio činiti diskretno, sotto voce, da ga nitko ne čuje. Upravo suprotno, trebao bi izaći na balkon, čvrsto se uhvatiti za ogradu, pa onda zaurlati svom snagom, sve dok mu glas ne prepukne. Možda će uznemiriti ponekog susjeda ili uplašiti ponekog psa, ali, bože moj, male su to žrtve za veliki dobitak ispuhivanja frustracija koje je nataložio u dvanaest očajnih mjeseci.

Pokušajte me – odnosno nas – razumjeti. Velika je gnjavaža tri dana zaredom podgrijavati bronzin blagdanskih sarmi. A zamislite kako je tek nama, članovima Saveza kolumnista, koji 365 dana godišnje prežvakavamo ista tri bljutava sastojka. Ako vam je grah pao tako da živite od komentiranja političkih zbivanja u ovoj zemlji, osuđeni ste dovijeka pisati o samo tri fenomena: lopovluku, šovinizmu i jalovosti. I to upravo time redom.

Core business HDZ-a

Lopovluk je, kao što znamo, core business vladajuće stranke. I nije problem samo u tome što su njezini istaknuti članovi bez zadrške posvećeni isisavanju javnoga novca. Jedini posao kojim se već dulje od tri desetljeća bave, i to s predanošću koja impresionira, oni još uvijek nisu savladali, pa ih mediji – neće valjda organi kaznenog progona – uporno hvataju s rukama u pekmezu.

Teško se pomiriti s činjenicom da su ljudi koji drmaju ovom zemljom kleptomani, no meni je još i teže živjeti sa spoznajom da su tako zastrašujuće kilavi da nisu u stanju ništa maznuti, a da ih potplaćeni i demotivirani novinari prije ili kasnije ne razotkriju. Ako nam već netko treba zagorčavati život, zar nam ne bi bilo lakše kada bismo znali da to čine ljudi koji su pametniji i sposobniji od nas? Meni bi, jer me duboko posramljuje činjenica da nas vozaju gori, tuplji i bezvezniji.

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Ako nam već netko treba zagorčavati život, zar nam ne bi bilo lakše kada bismo znali da to čine ljudi koji su pametniji i sposobniji od nas?

Ante čizmić/Cropix
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Kad se ne bavimo HDZ-om, onda je na dnevnom redu sirova i surova šovinistička desnica koja vlastiti narod tretira kao nakot i uporno pronosi mudrost da su Srbi i inovjerni migranti najveći problemi ove zemlje. Prvi ih iritiraju zato što su rane još uvijek svježe. Naime, naši desničari uporno pronose duboko uvjerenje kako su Hrvati jedinstven hematološki fenomen, jer je kod nas trideset godina premalo vremena da bi se bilo koja rana pretvorila u suhu krastu. Nepalci, Indijci i ostali dotepenci ih, pak, nerviraju jer nam hamburgere dostavljaju hladne i otimaju kruh našoj djeci koja bi blistavo prosperirala da nema invazivnih migranata.

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A tek ova desnica? Nepalci, Indijci i ostali dotepenci ih, pak, nerviraju jer nam hamburgere dostavljaju hladne i otimaju kruh našoj djeci

Davor Pongračić/Cropix
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Konačno, tu je i ljevica, odnosno one stranke koje sebe bez vidljiva razloga takvima doživljavaju. One nas iz dana u dan podsjećaju na fascinantne razmjere svoje jalovosti da urade išta opipljivo, da se barem od prilike do prilike čestito narugaju lupežima i šovinistima. Jednu, uglavnom SDP-ovsku, polovicu njezinih snaga – priznajem, mogao sam izabrati i bolju riječ – čine oportunisti bez mrvice ikakvih uvjerenja, a drugu zeleni hipsteri i biciklisti koji misle kako je dovoljno poželjeti da bi svijet postao bolje mjesto, da je dovoljno tek kazati "Možemo!" da bi se nešto uistinu moglo.

Žalim slučaj, stvari stoje malo kompliciranije. Osim dobre volje, potrebno je imati i malo znanja te ponešto upravljačkog talenta. Konačno, ili prije svega, potrebno je imati ljude koji njima kronično fale, jer čak ni natprosječno informiran čovjek ne zna nabrojati više od tri-četiri viđenije face koje je ova platforma lansirala u nacionalnu orbitu.

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Zeleni hipsteri i biciklisti misle kako je dovoljno poželjeti da bi svijet postao bolje mjesto, da je dovoljno tek kazati "Možemo!" da bi se nešto uistinu moglo

Damjan Tadić/Cropix
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I tako mi, razdraženi kolumnisti, stalno prevrćemo uvijek ista tri problema, bavimo se, u suštini, beznačajnim ljudima koji će se za koju godinu vratiti u pećinu anonimnosti, kamo i pripadaju, ispisujemo kronike njihovih sramoćenja, komentiramo njihove ispade, škrabamo članke iz kojih je davno pometeno zadnje zrnce optimizma...

Iz tjedna u tjedna, a neki među nama još i češće, pokušavamo prvo sebe, pa onda i čitatelje uvjeriti da se uistinu dogodilo nešto novo i drukčije, još nezabilježeno. Pokušavamo, ali nam ne ide, pa se onda trudimo tu predvidivu i nepromjenjivu istost barem drukčije zapakirati, staru robu zamotati u novi, još šuštavi celofan. Nije lako ni vama, jer ste osuđeni na to da vam stalno podvaljujemo isti, podgrijani žurnalistički ćušpajz, a možete onda misliti kako je tek nama.

Zato mi nemojte zamjeriti što ću vas sada pozdraviti, ugasiti računalo, pa otvoriti vrata balkona, uhvatiti se za ogradu pa onda dati oduška potrebi koja me već mjesecima muči. Čujete li u daljini neko urlikanje, nemojte se plašiti, to sam samo ja. Sve ostalo je kao i inače, ne događa se ništa novo.

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Ima li nade?
Ante čizmić/Cropix

Ako nam već netko treba zagorčavati život, zar nam ne bi bilo lakše kada bismo znali da to čine ljudi koji su pametniji i sposobniji od nas?
Davor Pongračić/Cropix

A tek ova desnica? Nepalci, Indijci i ostali dotepenci ih, pak, nerviraju jer nam hamburgere dostavljaju hladne i otimaju kruh našoj djeci
Damjan Tadić/Cropix

Zeleni hipsteri i biciklisti misle kako je dovoljno poželjeti da bi svijet postao bolje mjesto, da je dovoljno tek kazati ”Možemo!” da bi se nešto uistinu moglo
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Samo tako prosječan hrvatski kolumnist može odjaviti godinu na izmaku. I to ne bi smio činiti diskretno, sotto voce, da ga nitko ne čuje. Upravo suprotno, trebao bi izaći na balkon, čvrsto se uhvatiti za ogradu, pa onda zaurlati svom snagom, sve dok mu glas ne prepukne. Možda će uznemiriti ponekog susjeda ili uplašiti ponekog psa, ali, bože moj, male su to žrtve za veliki dobitak ispuhivanja frustracija koje je nataložio u dvanaest očajnih mjeseci.

Pokušajte me – odnosno nas – razumjeti. Velika je gnjavaža tri dana zaredom podgrijavati bronzin blagdanskih sarmi. A zamislite kako je tek nama, članovima Saveza kolumnista, koji 365 dana godišnje prežvakavamo ista tri bljutava sastojka. Ako vam je grah pao tako ...

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