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Naša Nataša, u koje san na fizioterapiji, dočekala me s vrata:
– Jel ovo sve popizdilo?
– Šta je?
– Jesu li naši ljudi normalni?
– Znamo da nisu, šta je?
– Sve je poskupilo, išlo u nebo, cijene divljaju! Lezi na prsi, šta ti triba izmasirat?
– E znan, vidin, vadin pineze, nikad dosta. Ovo gori oko lopatica, ne mogu maknit.
Poharali dućane
– Baš to, i nekidan su najavili veliko poskupljenje, i znaš šta se dogodilo?
– Biće svit pobiga od butigi?
– Baš tu san te čekala, obratno, navalili su ka ludi, dućani su poharani. To je bija tornado. Nestali su čak i sladoledi, smrznute patke i papaje. I sad kome to ide naruku? Liva ili desna lopatica te više boli?
– Sirotinji! Kupili su jeftinije. Liva me stišće i tuče sve do u prsi.
– Je šipak. Butigeri su rasprodali robu, raja sve pokupovala, a koliko moš kupit spize, ne možeš za pet miseci. Posli deset dana svi su opet došli u dućane i kupovali dvajst, trideset posto skuplje!
Evo san ti smečila jednu miogelozu, ovo ti je sve od teretane, šta ne ideš plivat ka čovik, trkat po Marjanu, nego dižeš pize ka ludonja.
– Normalno. I najveće zalihe će ti proć kroz guzicu za dvi sedmice. Ne volin bazene, a još manje trkanje, za čin da trčen?
– I oće, i baš zato smo tribali svi ka narod reć: e nećeš više! Tribalo je da petnajst dana niko ne uđe u dućane, neka svi propadnu, neka in se roba usmrdi. Znaš li ti da smo po starin podacima najgori u Evropskoj uniji po potrošnji kućanstva za spizu, trideset posto od prihoda, a najbolji su Irska i Luksemburg, samo tri posto!
Oni padnu u nesvist kad idu u naše butige liti, jeftinije in je jist u restorane. I telekomunikacije plaćamo duplo nego bogate zemlje. Misliš da će se to prominit milon? Neće, nego silon!
– Ti si onda za demonštracjun, revoluciju? Ajme, lakše upiri, nemoj lakton, nisan šnicel!
Kriza otkad znan...
– Nego kako. Nikome ja ne virujen, u najbogatije zemlje, eno ti Švicarska, u prosjeku je sve krešilo sedan posto. A u siromaške, ka šta smo mi, dižu cijene za pedeset, šezdeset, sto posto, pa skinu pet posto i to zovu akcija. Reci mi kako? Ol mi plaćamo inflaciju za cilu Evropu? U nas je kriza otkad znan za sebe.
– A šta ja znan. Rat je, a u ratu cine skaču, dođe se u godinu, dvi na “žuto za žuto”, zlato za puru. Bravo, tu, tu malo jače upri.
– Ol njima isto nije rat? A šta hrvatska kokoša ne da jaje ispod eura, a švicarska ga nese za kvarat eura?
– A ono, govoru da se sve proizvodilo u Ukrajini, sad Rusi ne puštaju brode. Industrija je stala, poljoprivreda propala...
– Znamo i to, sad smo otkrili koliko se toga radilo u Ukrajini: i žito, i kukuruz, i umitni đubar, i jaja, i meso, i riba, i keksi, i vide, i benzina, i cimenat, i letrika, sve se radilo u Ukrajini ili Rusiji. Ko je to zna dosad?
– Skužaj, letrika se radi u nas, hidroelektrane, Krško... Padale su kiše, pune su akumulacije...
– Tu san te čekala. A zašto onda letrika skače skoro duplo? Pazi, vidila san ja na internetu, od nuklearke dobivamo 14 posto struje, iz hidrocentrala 25 posto, iz termoelektrana 23 posto, iz obnovljivih izvora jedan posto, otkupon iz obnovljivih izvora, to su ovi ventilatori pusti i nešto solara, devet posto. I koliko to izlazi?
– Ne znan, nisan gleda. Ol smo gotovi s masažon?
– Pa naravno, ti samo znaš platit račun. To je iz naše proizvodnje 72 posto, a uvozimo 28 posto. Znači, naše narodne letrike imamo dvi trećine. Zašto onda narod ne odluči može li ili ne može poskupit? Čekaj, lezi, stavit ću ti pet minuti ove vakum čaše.
– Prošlo ti je, moja Nataša, vrime kad je narod odlučiva o svome. Da narod, nemoj me nasmijavat.
Nikad revolucioner!
– Nikad od tebe revolucionera, zato nan i je vako.
– Do mene? Pa nek se digne narod, onda ću i ja dat ruke. Ovako moremo ja i ti pod ruku, pa mavat zastavama i vikat: “Ne ajdete u butige, tražite narodnu letriku da van daju. Oćemo jaja hrvatskih kokoša!” Jo, fala ti, imaš zlatne ruke, spasila si me. I informirala.
Naljutila se moja prija, mahnila rukon “nisi za ništa” i išla dalje širit revolucionarni požar. Ima blažene ruke i sve zna o krizi. Sve je rekla, i više, samo san ja polovicu zaboravija.
Otvorin “Slobodnu”, a tamo novi val poskupljenja. Ma šta val, cunami. Sad cine dižu apartmandžije i hotelijeri. U Splitu oko Ultre, početkon sedmoga miseca, neće bit posteje za manje od dvi iljade kuna, priko 260 eura. Za noć! U najužemu centru četiristo eura. Najluksuzniji smještaj bit će tri ijade euri! U ostatku sezone digle su se cine za 25 posto.
Ola, koja smo mi destinacija, koji Monte Karlo i Majorka! Kažu rentijeri da in se diga paušal i škovace, a oni iznajmljuju samo četiri do šest miseci na godinu. Splitska je sezona kratka, po godine se ne radi, a triba sve ono platit u hrvatske butige.
Ali neka. Furešti imaju pinez, sve in je doma jeftinije nego u nas, pa je red da in mi uzmemo šta doma ušparaju. Ako plaćamo mi, neka plaćaju i oni. S tin da mi plaćamo inflaciji danak dvanajst miseci u godini, a oni samo ovih par dana kad su u nas.
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Naša Nataša, u koje san na fizioterapiji, dočekala me s vrata:
– Jel ovo sve popizdilo?
– Šta je?
– Jesu li naši ljudi normalni?
– Znamo da nisu, šta je?
– Sve je poskupilo, išlo u nebo, cijene divljaju! Lezi na prsi, šta ti triba izmasirat?
– E znan, vidin, vadin pineze, nikad dosta. Ovo gori oko lopatica, ne mogu maknit.
Poharali dućane
– Baš to, i nekidan su najavili veliko poskupljenje, i znaš šta se dogodilo?
– Biće svit pobiga od butigi?
– Baš tu san te čekala, obratno, navalili su ka ludi, dućani su poharani. To je bija tornado. Nestali su čak i sladoledi, smrznute patke i papaje. I sad kome to ide naruku? Liva ili desna lopatica te više boli?
– Sirotinji! Kupili su jeftinije. Liva me stišće i tuče sve do u prsi.
– Je šipak. Butigeri su rasprodali robu, raja sve pokupovala, a koliko moš kupit spize, ne možeš za pet miseci. Posli deset dana svi su opet došli u dućane i kupovali dvajst, trideset posto skuplje!
Evo san ti smečila jednu miogelozu, ovo ti je sve od teretane, šta ne ideš plivat ka čovik, trkat po Marjanu, nego dižeš pize ka ludonja.
– Normalno. I najveće zalihe će ti proć kroz guzicu za dvi sedmice. Ne volin bazene, a još manje trkanje, za čin da trčen?
– I oće, i baš zato smo tribali svi ka narod reć: e nećeš više! Tribalo je da petnajst dana niko ne uđe u dućane, neka svi propadnu, neka in se roba usmrdi. Znaš li ti da smo po starin podacima najgori u Evropskoj uniji po potrošnji kućanstva za spizu, trideset posto od prihoda, a najbolji su Irska i Luksemburg, samo tri posto!
Oni padnu u nesvist kad idu u naše butige liti, jeftinije in je jist u restorane. I telekomunikacije plaćamo duplo nego bogate zemlje. Misliš da će se to prominit milon? Neće, nego silon!
– Ti si onda za demonštracjun, revoluciju? Ajme, lakše upiri, nemoj lakton, nisan šnicel!
Kriza otkad znan...
– Nego kako. Nikome ja ne virujen, u najbogatije zemlje, eno ti Švicarska, u prosjeku je sve krešilo sedan posto. A u siromaške, ka šta smo mi, dižu cijene za pedeset, šezdeset, sto posto, pa skinu pet posto i to zovu akcija. Reci mi kako? Ol mi plaćamo inflaciju za cilu Evropu? U nas je kriza otkad znan za sebe.
– A šta ja znan. Rat je, a u ratu cine skaču, dođe se u godinu, dvi na “žuto za žuto”, zlato za puru. Bravo, tu, tu malo jače upri.
– Ol njima isto nije rat? A šta hrvatska kokoša ne da jaje ispod eura, a švicarska ga nese za kvarat eura?
– A ono, govoru da se sve proizvodilo u Ukrajini, sad Rusi ne puštaju brode. Industrija je stala, poljoprivreda propala...
– Znamo i to, sad smo otkrili koliko se toga radilo u Ukrajini: i žito, i kukuruz, i umitni đubar, i jaja, i meso, i riba, i keksi, i vide, i benzina, i cimenat, i letrika, sve se radilo u Ukrajini ili Rusiji. Ko je to zna dosad?
– Skužaj, letrika se radi u nas, hidroelektrane, Krško... Padale su kiše, pune su akumulacije...
– Tu san te čekala. A zašto onda letrika skače skoro duplo? Pazi, vidila san ja na internetu, od nuklearke dobivamo 14 posto struje, iz hidrocentrala 25 posto, iz termoelektrana 23 posto, iz obnovljivih izvora jedan posto, otkupon iz obnovljivih izvora, to su ovi ventilatori pusti i nešto solara, devet posto. I koliko to izlazi?
– Ne znan, nisan gleda. Ol smo gotovi s masažon?
– Pa naravno, ti samo znaš platit račun. To je iz naše proizvodnje 72 posto, a uvozimo 28 posto. Znači, naše narodne letrike imamo dvi trećine. Zašto onda narod ne odluči može li ili ne može poskupit? Čekaj, lezi, stavit ću ti pet minuti ove vakum čaše.
– Prošlo ti je, moja Nataša, vrime kad je narod odlučiva o svome. Da narod, nemoj me nasmijavat.
Nikad revolucioner!
– Nikad od tebe revolucionera, zato nan i je vako.
– Do mene? Pa nek se digne narod, onda ću i ja dat ruke. Ovako moremo ja i ti pod ruku, pa mavat zastavama i vikat: “Ne ajdete u butige, tražite narodnu letriku da van daju. Oćemo jaja hrvatskih kokoša!” Jo, fala ti, imaš zlatne ruke, spasila si me. I informirala.
Naljutila se moja prija, mahnila rukon “nisi za ništa” i išla dalje širit revolucionarni požar. Ima blažene ruke i sve zna o krizi. Sve je rekla, i više, samo san ja polovicu zaboravija.
Otvorin “Slobodnu”, a tamo novi val poskupljenja. Ma šta val, cunami. Sad cine dižu apartmandžije i hotelijeri. U Splitu oko Ultre, početkon sedmoga miseca, neće bit posteje za manje od dvi iljade kuna, priko 260 eura. Za noć! U najužemu centru četiristo eura. Najluksuzniji smještaj bit će tri ijade euri! U ostatku sezone digle su se cine za 25 posto.
Ola, koja smo mi destinacija, koji Monte Karlo i Majorka! Kažu rentijeri da in se diga paušal i škovace, a oni iznajmljuju samo četiri do šest miseci na godinu. Splitska je sezona kratka, po godine se ne radi, a triba sve ono platit u hrvatske butige.
Ali neka. Furešti imaju pinez, sve in je doma jeftinije nego u nas, pa je red da in mi uzmemo šta doma ušparaju. Ako plaćamo mi, neka plaćaju i oni. S tin da mi plaćamo inflaciji danak dvanajst miseci u godini, a oni samo ovih par dana kad su u nas.
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