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Evo, opet je jedan muškarac ženi slao neprilične poruke. Uvijek isto. Koliko god opominjali tipove, oni nepopravljivo nastavljaju tipkati uznemirujuće i zazorne svinjarije. Telefonom tuđoj supruzi pošalju pusu i nazovu je dragom, a kad ih se otkrije, prave se blesavi i tvrde kako se ničega ne sjećaju.

Govorim, naravno, o ministru Olegu Butkoviću.

I on se dopisivao s bivšom državnom tajnicom Josipom Rimac. Kao jedan u beskrajnom nizu časnih hadezovskih muževa koji nisu odoljeli dražima kninske Kleopatre, dogovarao se s njom o zapošljavanju nekog građevinskog inženjera, nekog njihovog, pouzdanog, mladića koji će znati cijeniti uslugu i biti odan Partiji.

Kad su ga upitali za ovo, ministar mora, prometa i infrastrukture prvo se razrogačeno uhvatio za prsi i pravdoljubivo povikao: "Ko? Jel ja?!"

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Kasnije je ipak promijenio priču. Branio se da je rečeni mladić zaposlen u privatnom poduzeću IGH, to jest Institutu građevinarstva Hrvatske, a kako bi on, za boga miloga, mogao utjecati da se netko zaposli u privatnika. Da, zbilja. Ministrova obrana čini se vjerodostojna. Čvrsta. Nepotopiva kao Titanik.

Doduše, Institut građevinarstva Hrvatske uglavnom radi s državom, najveći su mu poslodavac Hrvatske autoceste, gdje je Skupština, citiram s internetske stranice: "Vlada Republike Hrvatske, koju zastupa ministar mora, prometa i infrastrukture Oleg Butković", ali tko bi živ to povezao? Izuzetno je komplicirano kad imaš tri točke u ravnini. Traži veliku bistrinu da bi uočio kako se A, B i C mogu spojiti ravnim crtama.

"Kako si rekao da se to zove?" upita Butković zainteresirano.

"Trokut, gospodine ministre."

"Prvi put čujem."

Jednako je nesavladiv intelektualni izazov i slučaj ministrovog brata, poduzetnika Benjamina Butkovića, koji je nedavno za sitniš, po prilici za kusur koji su mu vratili u samoposluživanju, kupio jedan teren uz more. Sto pedeset kvadrata na samoj plaži, prvorazredna nekretnina koju milo oplahuju valovi našeg plavog Jadrana, stajala ga je manje od trideset hiljada eura. Kad je vidio cijenu, poduzetnik prosto nije mogao vjerovati kako je jeftino prošao. Pa još sa zemljištem koje se donedavno nije smjelo prodavati. Jedan Talijan ga je htio kupiti, ali mu nisu dali jer je bila riječ o zaštićenom pojasu, javnom pomorskom dobru.

I onda, iznenada – puf! Nekretnina je prestala biti dio zaštićenog pojasa i stavljena je na tržište za komičan novac, daleko ispod tržišne vrijednosti, a prvi koji je prvi vidio takvu senzacionalnu ponudu bio je Benjamin Butković.

Do dana današnjeg njemu nije jasno kako se to dogodilo? Čemu ima zahvaliti svoju čudesnu sreću? Biološka koincidencija da je brat Olega Butkovića nije igrala, razumije se, nikakvu ulogu. Kome bi to uopće palo na pamet? Smiješno je i pomisliti koliko je mala vjerojatnost da ministar mora ima nekakve veze s nekretninom u prvome redu do mora.

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"Kakva je to zlobna insinuacija?" uzrujao se ministar kad su ga novinari upitali za ovaj slučaj.

On, kako se čini, baš ništa ne kopča. Krenete li mu polako objašnjavati:

"Gospodine ministre, što nam koka daje, to se zove ja... ja... ja...?"

"Jabuka!" vikne Oleg Butković pobjedonosno.

Slušajući kako ovaj intelektualni kolos uvjerljivo brani svoju nevinost u jednom krajnje suspektnom slučaju, dođu vam jasnije one besmislice iz doktorskih disertacija uglednih članova vladajuće stranke. One zbunjujuće nakupine riječi poput slavne "teorijske paradigme rasta trajnog propusnosti". Nešto tako oštroumno mogao je napisati i Oleg Butković.

To je akademska izvrsnost o kojoj posljednjih godina mnogo slušamo, kad su u čitavom mozgu samo dvije živčane stanice, a i njih dvije su u svađi i ne surađuju. Kod uglednih članova vladajuće stranke problem je samo otkriti tko je od njih autentično retardiran, a koji to samo glumi da izbjegne odgovornost i kazneni progon.

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Evo, opet je jedan muškarac ženi slao neprilične poruke. Uvijek isto. Koliko god opominjali tipove, oni nepopravljivo nastavljaju tipkati uznemirujuće i zazorne svinjarije. Telefonom tuđoj supruzi pošalju pusu i nazovu je dragom, a kad ih se otkrije, prave se blesavi i tvrde kako se ničega ne sjećaju.

Govorim, naravno, o ministru Olegu Butkoviću.

I on se dopisivao s bivšom državnom tajnicom Josipom Rimac. Kao jedan u beskrajnom nizu časnih hadezovskih muževa koji nisu odoljeli dražima kninske Kleopatre, dogovarao se s njom o zapošljavanju nekog građevinskog inženjera, nekog njihovog, pouzdanog, mladića koji će znati cijeniti uslugu i biti odan Partiji.

Kad su ga upitali za ovo, ministar mora, prometa i infrastrukture prvo se razrogačeno uhvatio za prsi i pravdoljubivo povikao: "Ko? Jel ja?!"

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Kasnije je ipak promijenio priču. Branio se da je rečeni mladić zaposlen u privatnom poduzeću IGH, to jest Institutu građevinarstva Hrvatske, a kako bi on, za boga miloga, mogao utjecati da se netko zaposli u privatnika. Da, zbilja. Ministrova obrana čini se vjerodostojna. Čvrsta. Nepotopiva kao Titanik.

Doduše, Institut građevinarstva Hrvatske uglavnom radi s državom, najveći su mu poslodavac Hrvatske autoceste, gdje je Skupština, citiram s internetske stranice: "Vlada Republike Hrvatske, koju zastupa ministar mora, prometa i infrastrukture Oleg Butković", ali tko bi živ to povezao? Izuzetno je komplicirano kad imaš tri točke u ravnini. Traži veliku bistrinu da bi uočio kako se A, B i C mogu spojiti ravnim crtama.

"Kako si rekao da se to zove?" upita Butković zainteresirano.

"Trokut, gospodine ministre."

"Prvi put čujem."

Jednako je nesavladiv intelektualni izazov i slučaj ministrovog brata, poduzetnika Benjamina Butkovića, koji je nedavno za sitniš, po prilici za kusur koji su mu vratili u samoposluživanju, kupio jedan teren uz more. Sto pedeset kvadrata na samoj plaži, prvorazredna nekretnina koju milo oplahuju valovi našeg plavog Jadrana, stajala ga je manje od trideset hiljada eura. Kad je vidio cijenu, poduzetnik prosto nije mogao vjerovati kako je jeftino prošao. Pa još sa zemljištem koje se donedavno nije smjelo prodavati. Jedan Talijan ga je htio kupiti, ali mu nisu dali jer je bila riječ o zaštićenom pojasu, javnom pomorskom dobru.

I onda, iznenada – puf! Nekretnina je prestala biti dio zaštićenog pojasa i stavljena je na tržište za komičan novac, daleko ispod tržišne vrijednosti, a prvi koji je prvi vidio takvu senzacionalnu ponudu bio je Benjamin Butković.

Do dana današnjeg njemu nije jasno kako se to dogodilo? Čemu ima zahvaliti svoju čudesnu sreću? Biološka koincidencija da je brat Olega Butkovića nije igrala, razumije se, nikakvu ulogu. Kome bi to uopće palo na pamet? Smiješno je i pomisliti koliko je mala vjerojatnost da ministar mora ima nekakve veze s nekretninom u prvome redu do mora.

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"Kakva je to zlobna insinuacija?" uzrujao se ministar kad su ga novinari upitali za ovaj slučaj.

On, kako se čini, baš ništa ne kopča. Krenete li mu polako objašnjavati:

"Gospodine ministre, što nam koka daje, to se zove ja... ja... ja...?"

"Jabuka!" vikne Oleg Butković pobjedonosno.

Slušajući kako ovaj intelektualni kolos uvjerljivo brani svoju nevinost u jednom krajnje suspektnom slučaju, dođu vam jasnije one besmislice iz doktorskih disertacija uglednih članova vladajuće stranke. One zbunjujuće nakupine riječi poput slavne "teorijske paradigme rasta trajnog propusnosti". Nešto tako oštroumno mogao je napisati i Oleg Butković.

To je akademska izvrsnost o kojoj posljednjih godina mnogo slušamo, kad su u čitavom mozgu samo dvije živčane stanice, a i njih dvije su u svađi i ne surađuju. Kod uglednih članova vladajuće stranke problem je samo otkriti tko je od njih autentično retardiran, a koji to samo glumi da izbjegne odgovornost i kazneni progon.

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Ante Tomić: ‘Gospodine ministre, što nam koka daje, to se zove ja... ja... ja...?‘. A Butković reče: ‘Jabuka!‘

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Evo, opet je jedan muškarac ženi slao neprilične poruke. Uvijek isto. Koliko god opominjali tipove, oni nepopravljivo nastavljaju tipkati uznemirujuće i zazorne svinjarije. Telefonom tuđoj supruzi pošalju pusu i nazovu je dragom, a kad ih se otkrije, prave se blesavi i tvrde kako se ničega ne sjećaju.

Govorim, naravno, o ministru Olegu Butkoviću.

I on se dopisivao s bivšom državnom tajnicom Josipom Rimac. Kao jedan u beskrajnom nizu časnih hadezovskih muževa koji nisu odoljeli dražima kninske Kleopatre, dogovarao se s njom o zapošljavanju nekog građevinskog inženjera, nekog njihovog, pouzdanog, mladića koji će znati cijeniti uslugu i biti odan Partiji.

Kad su ga upitali za ovo, ministar mora, prometa i infrastrukture prvo se razrogačeno uhvatio za prsi i pravdoljubivo po...

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